Writer's Cramp Entry |
20 Lines Man am I glad to be out of Turkey They were about to make me into jerky I made my escape so fast Now I have freedom at last! This ship has been my haven My burger was worth savin' I'll give away my milk for free Just let my life be. The butcher was at the ready I know his hand was steady I had to get away Those rustlers saved the day! Why I'd be hanging from a hook Not a good idea in my book Now I'm sailing across the sea Half the world watching me. Oh no the Turkish navy has caught up On my steaks someone will sup Please release me from my plight Let us cows resume our flight! First Place Winner - March 17, 2017 Writer's Cramp |