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Rated: E · Interview · Crime/Gangster · #2116968
Religion/The Satan. The Satan has a conversation with his followers.
The Satan said: "There's no time like the present."

We said, "What about the future?"

The Satan said, "What d'you mean? We only live in the moment. (And it's a party.)"

We said, "What if we get bored? Then what are we gonna do?"

"I'll ruin society more."

They cheered.

We asked, "Is anything useful going to be left?"

"You didn't ask what it would cost the victims."

They jeered. Saying, "What the Hell does that mean?"

"What about Science Fiction?

It tells you when you're wrong.

There's even a case of you lying about an innocent bystander. And...they want...their stuff...back."

They were...



The end.

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