Flink Uffy Punicorns

Flink Uffy Punicorns
Chuckle as they prance by.
Sticking their flink tongues out at all that tease them.

Flink Uffy Punicorns
are shorter than their peers, with stubby legs and giant heads
Tiny and mighty, they take no guff.

Flink Uffy Punicorns
like heavy metal and smoke Camels
Not caring what others think of them

Flink Uffy Punicorns
laugh at the new foals
leggy and awkward, they trip them and laugh

Flink Uffy Punicorns
Their manes buzz-cut and rainbow colored
their ears pierced with multiple earrings

Flink Uffy Punicorns
aren't huggable at all
They're too tough - after all, they're FLINK UFFY PUNICORNS!!






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