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Rated: 18+ · Fiction · Dark · #2118887
Calimner Dudd gets married
when Calimner Dudd woke up this morning he could tell it was going to be a special day. When he arrived at work he asked his virtual assistant in a nasal baritone "who is on the slab today?" His assistant replied in a chipper tone "First up we have Miss Wendy Vale" as Calimner looked over the girls body he asked his assistant in a bemused tone "how did she die?" His assistant replied "she died at 21 of an aneurism."
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