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A bull walks into a china shop…Sees the sign “you break it you buy it” and says. Oh crap!

A bull walks into a china shop…and says. “Wow this place looks interesting. I think I’ll mosey around a bit, and see what they have.”

A bull walks into a china shop…hears his wife Dewbell, call out. “Dexter! You got four left feet. Now get on out of there before you break something.”

A bull walks into a china shop…thinking “this is a very strange place, every time I move I hear this strange tinkling sound.”

A bull walks into a china shop…gallops full tilt all around the store and exits without breaking a single thing. Then said. “What do you think of that four eyes?”. The raccoon looked up at him and said “Okay, I guess I’ll try to cross the street.”

A bull walks into a china shop…gets halfway in, stops, looks left, looks right, begins slowly backing out, catching his horns on the doorframe, he pulls the front wall out, and the roof collapses.”

A bull walks into a china shop…thinking: “I love the soft tinkling music they always play in here.”

A bull walks into a china shop…thinking: “Hmm these aisles seem a lot wider than the last time I was here.”
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