Contest entry on interview gone wrong
No Job Today
I arrived for my interview twenty minutes early.
Stopped by a mirror to see my hair is all squirrely.
Hurried to the bathroom, with my pantyhose I battled.
Oh great! My hair looked like a horse's saddle!
I got back to the waiting room and as I took a seat.
I envisioned my hair looking a bit like "Buckwheat."
Finally, my name was called, as the receptionist I pass,
Out of me came the loudest, longest passing of gas!
There were only two feet between the two doors.
One to follow the interviewer, the other the outdoors.
I made a b-line for the outside never moving my lips.
Out side the door I realized my pants were unzipped!
That's when to the driver's side of my car I flew,
I realized my shoes were - one black the other blue.
Finally, in the car, I wondered what else could go wrong
That's when I saw I had my tail of toilet paper five feet long!