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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2133385
Senior Summer Camp where the elderly roll on by!
A senior Summer...
Senior Summer Camp where the elderly roll on by!

Welcome to our camp of sixty years old or over,
remember our motto says “roll on by” not roll all over!
When driving powered wheelchairs, please keep them on the ground.
We're here for three-day camping event no one is to be air bound.

If you're driving in a golf cart, please I ask that you make a mental note.
If you can't see over the dashboard, your driving privileges are evoked!
Now in case there is some confusion about the three days ahead
We will be doing a roll call the same time we pass your meds!

Those of you who prefer to sleep in the nude or “buck naked.”
There has been a request that all be dressed when the roll is taken.
That request was written by a young team leader who is rather fickle
Stating there are some things she doesn't want to know; will one day wrinkle.

Mrs. Jones, I'm sorry, and I don't mean to single you out,
Please take your catheter with you when you're out and about.
Last years “accident'” still makes my body quiver at most,
When you ran from your tent with catheter still hung on the bed post!

Mr. Adkins, I know it will be hard, but please try to refrain,
From making your gas passing ability a breath taking, ongoing game.
Ms. Murphy, please remember though life is full of new adventures.
Last year, no one was amused when you tried on everyone's dentures.

So turn up your hearing aids and roll up your chairs.
The scent of a Weiner roast sparkles the evening air.
Mr. Andrews, please put that back in your pants!
Juicy fruit chewing gum attracts all kinds of ants.

Mabel do I have to say all of this again?
“Roll up your chair,!” “Not roll up your hair!”
My friend, I'm glad you find this rather funny,
For next year you're the camp director, Honey!
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