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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2141803
Romantic cheese puns galore. Get ready for some groans. Grate to read at a wedding.
Girl: Lasagna, macaroni, hamburgers and pizza. I do have to say it is so nice to meet ya.
Guy: Some women are gouda and others are feta, but I mozzarella you that you are cheddar.
Girl: I am grateful for you. You make my heart melt. You are so amazing, even when foul-smelt.
Guy: You look extra-sharp when you’re squeaky-clean. Red, white, and bleu, my American queen.
Girl: You’re not just your average Colby Jack or Jason, because you are hotter than salsa con queso.
Guy: Don’t block me out dear, for I am your heata’ I keep you warm, and soft like Velveeta.
Girl: Havarti told you nacho string me along? You’ve goat to brie kidding me. Parmesan.
Guy: You know me too well, that I am a punster. Sometimes my jokes make me seem like a muenster.
Together: We hope that our words have drawn out a groan because that’s why we’ve read you this cheesy love poem.

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