The Golf Club

Brent just can't beat his friends at anything. Or can he?

While his friends go on in fame,
Brent would always lose this game
Where more is less and less is more;
He received the highest score.

Carl could drive the cart real fast,
Matt could make you laugh and laugh,
Mike could get out of a trap,
But Brent would fly way off the map.

Carl could score while in the dark,
Matt could hit and leave a mark,
Mike could steal away and win,
But Brent’s bad luck would not give in.

Carl has cheated with Matt’s wife,
Matt attacked him with a knife,
Mike robbed the two with a gun,
But Brent, we know, has never won.

While his friends go on in fame,
Brent will always lose this game
Where more is less and less is more;
He receives the highest score