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Rated: E · Fiction · Comedy · #2142589
A boy defends everything about himself and disputes everything else.
“You’ll never get that kite to fly, Donnie. There’s no wind.”

“That’s what you think. It’ll be the best kite that ever flew. That I can tell you.”

“Did you design it yourself? I heard that Vladimir’s kite looks a lot like yours.”

“Who told you that? That’s fake information, believe me.”

“It’s just what I heard. I haven’t seen Vladimir’s kite, but I’ve heard it’s pretty big.”

“Mine’s bigger. Mine’s yuge.”

“It’s what?”

“It’s yuge. And it’ll fly higher and longer than Vladimir’s or any kite that’s ever flown. Especially that witch Hillary’s kite. She said her kite was the best, but she lied. And it doesn’t even fly straight. It’s crooked. It’s very bad. Very bad.”

“I think you have a crush on Hillary.”

“She’s very bad. She shouldn’t even be allowed to have a kite. And if anyone copied Vladimir’s kite, it’s that crooked Hillary. They should lock her up.”

“I don’t know. You act like you don’t like Hillary, but you’re always talking about her.”

Lock her up. She’s evil.”

(singing) “Donnie likes Hillary. Donnie likes Hillary.”

“Shut up!”

“I heard some of the guys saying they saw you talking to her yesterday.”

“Fake news!”

“Do you know what? I think you’re fake. You’re always talking about how great you are, but you keep acting like a six-year old.”

“Do not! Do not!”

“And I don’t think I want to be your friend anymore. So do you know what?”

“What?”

“You’re fired.”
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