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Merry Christmas! |
| He had the biggest crush on his witty neighbour But he was just too shy To speak of his ardor. At the mall, rushing For last-minute shopping He saw her in a doorway And -- his heart almost stopping He realised she was standing Under the mistletoe "You can do it, young man GO JUST GO." Quickly he dashed across Till he was at her side But he didn't want to be cheesy So, he did decide Instead of planting a kiss On her cute little face He handled the situation With manly grace. "Look where you're standing," He pointed out. "Someone will take advantage, I have no doubt." "Oh, dear boy," she said "Kiss me, don't fear! I waited on purpose When I saw you here!" He wanted to say something But the words just stuck Had he heard right? He couldn't believe his luck. They're going steady now The girl and the chappie And both of them are just So very very happy! One of three Cramp Winners! " |