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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #215114

another funny bragging poem from junior high (in the 80's)

Einstein, dream on.
DaVinci, you wish.
God gave me my intelligence on a silver dish.
Bach, bow down.
Beethoven kneel.
Compared to me, you have the talent of an eel.
Christy Brinkley kiss my feet.
Cause in case you haven't heard,
I've got a better Pepsi can
Than Cindy Crawford.
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