|My two children knelt before me and held back giggles by covering their mouth. I pulled the wrapping paper off to reveal a thin rectangular box. The picture printed on the outside displayed an electronic Keyboard. The one thing I’d asked for every time my husband asked if I’d purchased the watch he wanted. “Did you get me the keyboard?”
I pulled the object from its box and the kids burst in to peals of laughter. On a black painted piece of wood were glued house keys with an extension cord nailed to the end.