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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2158165
Cute funny poem.
"Terrance the Pomme de Terre"

Terrance the pomme de terre
hid his roots under there,
in a garden growing green. He
was plump for French fries;
the biggest potato ever seen.
The farmer picked him and washed him clean
(he didn't hear Terrance scream).
He didn't mean to make him scream
but Terrance bit him clean on the nose.
It was the strangest thing the farmer had
ever been part of and it caused an idea
to be thought up
(not to mention the welt).
"I believe I'll call you
Terrance the biting potato
and set up a booth,"
the farmer winced. So
the farmer put up a crate in his dirt driveway and
a sign that said
"Twenty-five cents a bite."
People drove by and snickered at such a sight
until finally a young lady stopped with
a friend and her camera.
She laid down her quarter and opened her mouth wide to
make a funny picture.
Terrance had to think fast. Terrance
puckered up and kissed the young lady full on the lips.
They fell in love
and bought the farm from the happy farmer.
The end.

- Jonathan BeWell

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