poopoo

weeweegfhtfgfgujtykjhhkjhylkklhlkjhkjhkljhkhij

death of the touhou universe

0 loli project

ft. lil wayne

prologue: THE SUMMONING OF REIMU THE GEIMU
DANTE NO. 59 sits on the edge of a Mount Fukkyu

MINISTER LUIGI

Why so glum, boy?

DANTE NO. 59

tHE WORLD IS CRUEL AND HAS NO MEANING.

MINISTER LLUIGI

That's simple, boy. Go see Dante No. 59 perform the Hare Hare Yukai. Will raise your spirits.

DANTE NO. 59

But minister, I am Danter No. 59.

DANTE NO 59 SUMMONS REIMU/ GEIMU

DANTE NO59

MY SON, PLEASE KILL THE INIGO, THE ULTIMATE LOLICON

REIMU COMMITS SELF IMMOLATION AND JUMPS OF OF MOUNT FUKKYU INTO A PIT OF LAVA, THE STREAM OF LAVA, AND JUMPS INTO NUKE SUN

DANTE NO 59

NOTHING IS GOOD IN THIS LIFE

TURNS BACK INTO MAMIZOU FUTATSUIWA AND THEN DIES OF LUNG CANCER

ENTER NEXT SCENE

SANAE RUNS WAY FROM A HOOD AND ROBE WEARING ELKKK

DIES

ENTER NEXT SCENE

ZUN IS HAVING A NICE MEAL + BEER, SPILLS BEER TOUHOU DEAD THE END

CIRNO DIED THE WORST LOL

SHIN NOVA FABULA COMMUNIST MANIFESTO

COMING SOON

(MAYBE I LOVE FOOD 2)