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Rated: ASR · Other · Comedy · #2160782
Written for The Weekly Echo contest for June 11, 2018
for found ad contest

Found!
To the lazy and disobedient child who refused to pick up your toys.
I haveā€¦ regrettably found
Your missing Lego.
Said Lego was discovered late last night on my trip to the bathroom.
Where it, unfortunately, managed to become lodged
Between my second and third toe.
If you wish to claim your missing Lego,
Please, call Mom.
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