Based on the writing prompt "This bar fight just keeps getting weirder and weirder..."
It all started when the Englishman mocked Paddy the Irishman's friend Murphy, and Paddy and Murphy couldn't hold themselves back and hit the Englishman a whack, sending him flying into the horse.
The barman said "We can't serve time travellers in this bar" just as the horse joined in, alongside Gandalf, Homer Simpson and Phoenix Wright. Bill Gates decked Phoenix Wright just as Donald Trump broke a chair over Charles Dickens' head after he spilled Betty Boop's drink all over herself.
The bouncer lifted up Times New Roman by the scruff of its neck, yelling over the noise of the row: "We don't serve your type in here!" Poor Times New Roman ended up landing on-top of the grasshopper
The time-traveller then walked into the bar as the two blondes scrambled to climb onto the roof, then the Penguin left the Club and got into the Taxi wearing a Blue Ribband around his neck.
I took one look at my half-finished pint with disgust. "I think this is tainted!" I yelled over the din.
The barman replied: "Tainted? You think this is some kind of joke?"
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