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Rated: 13+ · Prose · Comedy · #2163280
Satire of redneck stereotypes in America. This was made about 10 years ago and not current
After coming home from a hard days work at the office, John grabs his McDonald's(TM) bag and retreats outside to the balcony to think about the big Nascar(TM) race this weekend. With his red white and blue earbuds dangling loosely from his ears, he sits down carefully in his bald eagle fold out chair. Scrolling hastily through his Cowboys(TM)-painted iPod(TM), he starts his 'Freedom Playlist' and reaches down into his Jeff Gordon(TM) cooler for a Budlight(TM). As he pulls out his Big Mac(TM) and takes a swig of his beer, The Star Spangled Banner starts playing. John struggles to get up, but by the end of the song, he does, just in time to shout as loud as he can, "Praise Bush!".

The other people in the trailer park wake up, but none of them are mad. Each one of them slowly stands up by their bed. Holding their hand up to their head in salute, everyone one of them shouted in unison, "'Murica!". The sound of all of their voices and freedom travels across the land, sending a wave of fear over every minority and immigrant. Freedom is the only way.

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Note from the author: This was made a long time ago and isn't a political statement or related to Trump in any way. It's just a satire of redneck stereotypes and nothing more. Before you ask, no I don't know why I put the trademark symbol on everything, I guess I thought it was funny at the time. I made this around 2004/5 after I finished watching Team America, hence the name of the title as it was the inspiration for a joke prose.
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