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by Jen
Rated: E · Poetry · Contest · #2168546
The Humorous Poetry contest
Granny too old
her hair is gray
pulls her dentures out
and naps all day

she is hard of hearing
of what you say
steals the remote
and complains of bunions all day

Granny too old
cant see a thing
forgets where she puts stuff
or hear the phone ring

Granny too old
wears orthopedic shoes
walks real slow
and hums the blues

Granny too old
gets into a fight, with the police
goes to jail, and soon paroled
but ends up getting a really bad cold
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