This is a response to a prompt which asks to choose a marketing slogan and write about it.
I choose the one for beautiful, glossy hair
and wonder why there’s a one for greasy hair
and another for dry hair.
I wouldn’t want these, but I guess the answer lies in the shoppers' interpretation, not in the wording.
People are taken up by “natural” products,
so there’s a shampoo with aloe vera,
another with coconut oil and one with honey.
Oh, and don’t forget to try each fragrance …
I suspect it’s a plot to sell the whole lot.