I don't know if this qualifes as comedy but certainly it qualifies as silly.
Daring digits chomp and chew,
you've no idea how vital to you.
Gremlin grunge around your gums
will drill decay into your porce-lum. 🤩
So tonight when you trick or treat
looking for sweet goodies to eat
and minty goo that shines your teeth
is what you find beneath
the candy corn and Hershey bars,
someday, you'll thank your lucky stars.
~~Judi Van Gorder