Poem entry to The Writer's Cramp contest 10Dec2018
|Fat Banana Hanna,
Came from Indiana,
Wanted freed from her need of food.
But she kept getting fatter,
Made her madder than a hatter,
Made her kind demeaner rude and crude.
She got herself some training,
Hoping she could reign in,
Her cravings for Sweet Potato Pie.
She tried to do toe touches,
She didn't like it much-es ,
She strained so hard she thought she might die.
Her friend named Mini Soda,
Who came from Oklahoma,
Took pity on her poor frustrated pal.
She gave Hanna a pep talk,
Taught her how to brisk walk,
Did wonders to improve Hanna's moral.
Soon it became clear,
That Hanna's goal was near,
Her weight loss was more than most had seen.
And Fat Banana Hanna,
Who came from Indiana,
Became known as Hanna Skinny Bean.