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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #2181405
A silly rhyme about the arctic weather which hit us in late January early February 2019.
Cold Snap (Or Life Without A Fanny)

Beauty out the window,
The fields all filled with snow,
The reporter on the radio --
"It's twenty-five below!"

Lucky people stay inside,
Safe and warm and cushy,
People going out their door
Just might freeze off their tushie.

Don't you dare go out
Into that frigid, bitter air,
Stay right here and don't freeze
Off your precious derriere.

If you want to go outside,
Please, just take a pass,
You will look outrageous
After freezing off your ass.


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