The Beauty I Behold-The Comedy Side

A spoof on The Beauty I Behold of the Previous writing.

She's the Beauty I Behold,
within my eyes and heart.
She touches that part of me,
which makes me want to fart.

It’s the little things she does,
that will always keep me here;
Her warmth, her love, her unselfishness
in borrowing her underwear…O.o

She's the Beauty I Behold
and I love her more than life.
Then she lands up bitching,
pushing me towards mental strife.

That doesn’t all matter,
for we are close as close can be.
I just wish that when I use the bathroom,
she’d stop talking and just let me pee.

She’s the beauty I behold
and we’ve been together for oh so long.
I just keep asking myself,
is this where I belong?

Because in the end,
I just want to wear my thong..o.o
Thank You all for reading this, as I
walk away, listening to our love song…

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