He had been away for a long time but now he was back. Back to what their feeble minds called ‘home’.
On the way he had seen many signs, photos of himself (looking nicely enigmatic he thought) beneath the word ‘MISSING’.
They seemed pathetically pleased to see him.
“I have journeyed far,” he told them. “In search of meaning, in search of myself. I have learned many things.”
He spoke eloquently, from the heart, but all they heard was “Meeow!”