|You ever seen Trumpet blow smoke?
Well, such a sight is no joke,
provided you can see at all
beyond the dark cast pall.
Smoke hangs in the air all day
with nothing except 'smog' to say;
the forecast is not very bright
with all this nasty smoke in sight.
Trumpet blows smoke all day long
while ordinary people sing another song,
but the smoke signals seem to never end;
why on earth did we let Trumpet begin?