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Rated: ASR · Poetry · Comedy · #2188514
Started as a children's story for my kids and somehow ended up in left field. Lol

I was sitting in the park one day,
in the shade underneath a tree
When I saw this little squirrel come up,
and sit right next to me

I watched it sit there for a while,
then I offered it some bread
He looked around then looked at me,
'no thanks' I thought he said

I knew I must be hearing things,
so I said 'say that again'
He said 'I said no thank you,'
and I about jumped out my skin

Squirrels aren't suppose to talk
or at least that's what I thought
But he asked me for a cigarette
and said that'd mean a lot

I thought, this can't be happening,
it had to be some kind of joke
But I was sure I heard this little squirrel,
just ask me for a smoke

So I gave the squirrel a cigarette,
then sat and watched in awe
When he was done he told me thanks,
and stuck out his little paw

I shook his paw and left the park,
I'm not sure if he's still there
Everyone says I imagined it,
but he asked me for a square

My doctor thinks I dreamed it all,
but I swear that it's the truth
If you don't believe my word,
ask the pigeon he smoked one too

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