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by TJ
Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #2188560
Comedic nonsense poem about food, an' other stuff
If I could be a samwich
I would be full of baloney
with cookie dough an' mayonnaise
an' lotsa pepperoni

If I could be a feathered fowl
a chicken I would be
(free-run of course) but never stray
too close to KFC

If I could be an astronaut
I'd warp from here to Mars
Once there, I'd build a candy store
an' sell "EARTH" choc'late bars

If I could be a body part
well that one ain't no trouble
A lady-boob is what I'd choose
In fact, make that a double

If I could be a Poplar tree
I'd have a lotta fans
An' folks would travel miles to see
how poplar that I am

If I could be a jelly bean
Methinks I'd be a red one
I'd rather not get ate, of course
cuz then I'd be a dead one

If I could be an octopus
I'd live in sunken ships
An' in the ghostly galley, I'd
eat soggy fish n' chips

If I could be your stomach
I'd digest whate'er you supped
But if you send down broccoli
I'll puke it right back up!

If I could be a poet
I would end this poem now
Then stand up from my keyboard
So's to take one final bow

(Thank you .. Thank you ..)

The End
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