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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Experience · #2192801
This guy goes on and on about what he ordered from Amazon
Yesterday, I
ordered a
book about
the high seas.

No, I
ordered a
crook in my back from
carrying a TV.

Actually, I
ordered a
pan from Stan
across the street

But, I
ordered a
man to scan
my ID

No, I
ordered a
fiddle from
Poughkipsie

No, I
ordered a
sore on my
lip, see?

Yes, I
ordered the
bow of a
great ship

No, I
ordered a
cow and a
pink slip

Yes, I
ordered a
figurine with
great hips

And all
of this
within fifteen
minutes
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