I might say announcements or parts of my daily life. Enjoy!
|Entry 1: July 17, 7:05 AM
This is in EDT time, so to not confuse anyone.
Letter to the audience:
I have created this to tell what’s happening. If it really is me, then I’ll sign in a pattern of teal and purple. I will NOT say “Signed,”, “From,”, “Love,”, or anything other than “Talk To You Later,”, “Sincerely,”, “Kindest Regards,” or “Farewell,” In the end. I shall always start with “Dear Readers,” or “Dear (readers on)WDC,” (also, Dear Questionnaires is an option.)Sometimes haters of mine like to vandalize my work. Only sometimes there will be bad grammar, but NEVER curses in this, mild or harsh. This is to let you know who it is. It’s NOT me if any of these rules are broken. (If something is wrong, please email me.)I PROMISE.
Kindest Regards, Naomi
Entry 2: July 18th, 4:10 AM(or at least I think)
Dear (readers on) WDC,
I just read an article about a Chinese man who played video games for 350 hours nonstop eating nothing but Ramen noodles. It says he died of malnutrition and exhaustion. But I would like to ask: how did he make Ramen noodles WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. And... malnutrition... are you serious? Aren’t those filled with oil? But I can get that he wanted to keep playing and probably skipped some meals... but still... if it were me, I would have given up after less than 15 minutes. I just don’t like that stuff. Cya!
Entry 3: July 18th, 6:00 AM
I think I lost my mind. It’s getting harm to spelk and I ate an apple WITH A SPOON while trying to burn a grape. The result was... I gat burnt so there’s a bndaid on ma thumb. I am type on a mobile, and that makes it warse. I need a day of silence, not my brother blabbering.
Entry 4: July 21st, 8:05 AM
Dear(readers on) WDC,
I haven’t been on WDC for a while since I lost my device. Now I’m so scared. I entered in a Short Stories contest and I only have 1-2 days left to write! I’m starting to get nervous... >-<.
Entry 5: July 30th, 10:32 PM
Haven’t been updating for 9 days now. Apparently WDC calls me an author... I found my book in: By Online Authors.
Entry 6: August 13, 2:20
Yes this is Naomi, and I know I said I would have to put, (readers on), but this is important. I won’t be updating that often, at most twice a month.