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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Comedy · #2199562
A young man's attempt to retrieve his wife's phone gets him stuck in an awkward position.
Two months after his tree trunk incident,Twenty-three year old Timothy Jackson was out walking with his wife Samantha when he spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop and have their picnic lunch.

As the two were finishing up eating, Samantha got up to her feet and began texting her best friend Mia when she suddenly tripped over a rock and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her hands and into a nearby rabbit hole.

The couple both ran over to the hole and stuck their hands inside but still the phone was just out of reach.
Samantha then asked,"honey, could you please go in there and get my phone for me,I would do myself but I think I'm too curvy to fit in there."

The young man looked at his curvaceous blond haired wife and realised that she would never fit in the hole and replied,"of course,I'll get it for you,honey" despite his own worries about getting stuck due to the hole's rather small size.

Timothy stuck his head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, his entire top half was soon inside, leaving only his hips, backside and legs sticking out.

The young man quickly found his wife's phone and put it in his denim jacket and said,"I've got it," before trying to back out of the hole but was surprised to find that he couldn't.
"This might be a problem," Timothy said to himself as he placed his hands against the hole and pushed and pushed with all his might but still the hole refused to let go of him.
"Honey,are you all right,you don't seem to be coming out," said a slightly concerned Samantha.
"I'm fine thanks, it's just a bit of a tight squeeze,"said the young man as he then tried to push himself free again,even putting his foot against the hole for more leverage but still he just refused to budge,he was completely and utterly stuck.

"Oh, it's no use," said Timothy as he admitted to his wife,"Sam,I think I'm stuck, could you please give me a hand?"
"Of course,I will but you do realise that this all comes from eating too much," joked Samantha as she then grabbed onto her husband's hips and pulled and pulled.
"Actually,it all comes from not having holes big enough," the young man joked back as he pushed and the two pulled and pushed with all their strength but still the hole still refused to release it's grip as Samantha lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

"Wow, you're really wedged in there tight," said the exhausted young blond as she then ran off to get more help.

While waiting for his wife to return, Timothy felt something peck his behind before hearing a bird tweeting and said,"oh,you're just a bird,you're not any help" as the bird then grabbed onto the seat of his black jeans and began to pull.
"Hey,let go of my jeans," said the young man as he wiggled his rear end but still the bird continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.
Timothy's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that the bird had pulled off the seat of his jeans, exposing his blue boxers covered backside.

"This is the most embarrassing day of my life," said Timothy as he then tried in vain to push himself free again.

Several passers-by just laughed and took pictures of the young man's predicament but didn't bother to help as Samantha soon returned with her best friend Mia and Mia's husband Ben as the trio laughed at the ridiculousness of Timothy's situation.

The humiliated young man explained the situation as a chain was formed behind him as Samantha pulled her husband's hips,Mia pulled Samantha's waist while Ben pulled his wife's belt as Timothy pushed.

"Heave," said Samantha as the tug of war with the rabbit hole began.
"OW, that really hurts," said Timothy as he still refused to move a single inch.
"Heave," said the young woman as everyone pulled and pushed even harder.
"OW,I think I'm about to be pulled in half," said the young man as still the hole just refused to release him.
"Come on everyone,put your backs into it,heave," said Samantha as everyone pulled and pushed with all their strength and even the bird grabbed the hem of Samantha's short dark blue skirt to help pull.

Suddenly,a POP sound was heard as Timothy was finally pulled from the hole, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass outside as the bird flew away.

"Thank goodness for that," said Timothy as he hugged and kissed Samantha before giving her the phone before thanking the others for their help as the four began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as they decided to go and get something to eat together with Timothy using his denim jacket to cover up the hole in his jeans.

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