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A young man needs help from his wife after getting himself stuck in an awkward position.
30 year old Micheal Thompson was walking around his garden before leaving for work when he suddenly tripped over a rock and watched in horror as his wedding ring flew off of his finger and into a hole in the middle of a tree trunk.

The young man was 6'4,210 pounds,had short black hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
He wore a white shirt with a black blazer jacket over the top of it that covered his thin stomach and black trousers that covered his curvy hips and bubble butt that his wife Alice joked was even bigger than hers.

Michael ran over to the tree trunk and stuck his hands inside but was still unable to reach his ring.
The young man then looked at the tree trunk and wondered if he would fit due to the hole's rather small size but decided to try anyway despite his worries about getting stuck.

Michael stuck his head inside the tree trunk and after a brief struggle,his entire top half was soon inside, leaving only his hips, curvy backside and legs sticking out.

The young man grabbed his ring and put it back on his finger and also grabbed a blue rose,his wife's favourite flower and put it in his jacket pocket before trying to back out of the tree trunk but was shocked to discover that he couldn't.
"That's not good," said Michael as he placed his hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all his might but still the tree trunk refused to let go of him.
The young man then tried to push himself free again,even putting his foot against the tree trunk for leverage but still he just refused to budge and was completely and utterly stuck.

"Oh,it's no use," said Michael as he called his wife,"Alice, could you please come out to the garden?"
The curvaceous young blond walked out to the garden and burst out laughing when she noticed her husband's lower half sticking out of the tree trunk and said,"honey,what on earth are you doing?"
The young man then explained the situation to his confused wife.

"Don't worry honey,I'll pull you out," said Alice as she then grabbed onto her husband's hips and pulled and pulled while Michael pushed and the two pulled and pushed with all their might but despite trying for several minutes,the tree trunk refused to release it's grip.

The couple's seven year old daughter Rachel walked out to the garden and spotted the strange sight and asked,"mom,what are you doing?"
Realising that her daughter could help her,Alice replied,"daddy's got himself a bit stuck, could you please grab my skirt and help me pull him out?"

The young girl then grabbed onto the hem of her mother's skirt and pulled while Alice pulled Michael's hips and he pushed and the three pulled and pushed with all their strength but still he didn't move a single inch.
"Oh, it's no use honey,you just won't budge," said the exhausted young woman as she realised that they needed more help as she and Rachel ran off to get some and called Michael's boss and explained that he was in a bit of a tight spot at the moment and would be late.

While waiting for his wife and daughter to return, Michael continued in vain to try and push himself free when he suddenly heard the family dog Bob barking behind him and said,"oh, it's just you,Bob, you're no help," as the dog then grabbed onto the seat of his trousers and began to pull.

The young man began wiggling his rear end and said,"Bob,let go of my trousers,you're going to rip them," but still the dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.
Michael's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that his dog had pulled off the seat of his trousers, exposing his red boxers covered bubble butt as the dog then went to sleep beside the tree trunk.
A bird then began to peck at the young man's backside as he said,"great,just when I thought my day couldn't possibly get any worse," as he then began laughing at the ridiculousness of his predicament.

Alice and Rachel then returned with Michael's best friend Tim and Tim's wife Sally as everyone burst out laughing at the sight of Michael's barely-covered backside sticking out of the tree trunk as Alice then said,"don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out."

A chain was then formed as Alice pulled Michael's hips,Tim pulled Alice's waist while Sally pulled her husband's t-shirt while Rachel pulled the hem of Sally's short dark blue dress.
"Everyone,heave," said Alice as the tug of war with the tree trunk began again.
"OW,that really hurts," said Michael as still he just didn't budge.
"Heave," said Alice as everyone pulled and pulled on Michael even harder.
"OW,I think you're about to pull me in two," said Michael as still the tree trunk just wouldn't let go.
Despite feeling exhausted,a determined Alice said,"come on everyone,we can do this, really put your backs into it heave," as everyone pulled and pulled and pulled with all their strength and even Bob helped by pulling the hem of Rachel's skirt.

The epic struggle continued until a POP sound was heard as Michael was at last pulled from the tree trunk, sending the four adults tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass outside as Rachel and Bob looked on.
"Thank goodness for that," said Michael as he hugged and kissed Alice and gave her the flower before thanking everyone for pulling him out as everyone laughed at how ridiculous the entire situation was.

Michael then quickly changed his trousers, said goodbye to everyone and rushed off to work and apologized for being so late and told his boss the entire story,causing her to burst into laughter.

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