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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Comedy · #2202012
A young man finds himself stuck in a tight spot after following his daughter into a hole.
Two weeks after his tree trunk incident,30 year old Micheal Thompson was out driving with his wife Alice and daughter Rachel when he spotted the perfect place for the three of them to stop and have their picnic lunch together.

As the three were finishing up eating,Alice put in her earphones to listen to her music while Rachel noticed a rabbit hole and climbed inside and said,"why don't you join me in here dad?"
"I would love to honey but I don't think I'll fit in there," said the young man.

"Oh come on,dad please," said the young girl.
Michael walked over to the hole and decided to join his daughter despite his worries about getting stuck due to the hole's rather small hole.

The young man stuck his head inside the hole and after a brief struggle, his entire top half was soon inside, leaving only his hips, curvy backside and legs sticking out.
Michael then tried to pull his lower half inside but it refused to fit in as Rachel grabbed her father's right arm and helped him pull.

Alice then removed her earphones and burst out laughing at the sight of husband's lower half sticking out of the hole and thinking he was stuck, grabbed onto his hips and tried to pull him out.

Feeling the sudden tugging by his wife,the young man replied,"OW,OW,honey,stop pulling,I'm not stuck," as Alice suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

"Sorry honey,I didn't realise," said Alice as she got back up to her feet.
"It's fine," replied Michael as Rachel then exited through another hole as the young man realising that his lower half was going to fit and tried to back out of the hole but was shocked to discover that he couldn't.

"That's not promising," said Michael to himself as he placed his hands against the hole and pushed and pushed with all his might but still the hole refused to let go of him.
Noticing that her husband seemed to be struggling,Alice asked,"Michael,are you all right,do you need any help?"
"No thanks honey,I'm fine," said the young man as he then tried to push himself free again,even putting his foot against the hole for more leverage but still he just refused to budge.

"Oh, it's no use," said the embarrassed Michael as he admitted to his wife,"Alice,I think I'm stuck again,could you please give me a hand?"
"Of course,I'll help you," replied Alice as she then grabbed onto her husband's hips again while Rachel pulled the hem of her mother's short light blue dress and the two pulled and pulled while Michael pushed but still the young man didn't move a single inch.

"I can't believe dad's stuck again,"said Rachel,"I think he needs to lay off the biscuits and cakes."
"I agree,honey,his backside is becoming quite big," replied Alice.

"I find it ironic that you're talking about how big my butt is, honey, considering how big yours is,"replied Michael.

The young man's blond haired wife began blushing as she placed her hand over her backside before saying,"Rachel and I will go and get help," as the two then drove off.

While waiting for his wife and daughter to return, Michael suddenly heard a cow mooing behind him and said,"oh,you're just a cow, you're not help."
The cow then grabbed onto the seat of his new jeans and began to pull as the young man began wiggling his rear end and said,"let go of my jeans,you stupid cow,I just bought them," but still the cow continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.

Michael's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that the cow had pulled off the seat of his jeans, exposing his Batman Boxers covered bubble butt for all the world to see.
"This is so humiliating," said the young man as Alice and Rachel then returned with Michael's best friend Tim and Tim's wife Sally as everyone laughed at the sight of Michael's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole.

The humiliated Michael explained the situation as a chain was formed behind him as Alice pulled her husband's hips,Tim pulled Alice's waist while Sally pulled her husband's belt as the tug of war with the rabbit hole began again.
The three pulled and pulled and pulled on Michael for several minutes without success as Rachel then grabbed onto the seat of her mother's dress to help pull.
"Honey,stop pulling my dress like that,it might rip," said Alice as a POP then another rip sound was heard as Michael was finally pulled from the hole, sending the four adults tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass outside as Rachel looked on.

"Thanks for your help, everyone," said Michael as he hugged and kissed his wife before Alice felt a sudden breeze near her backside and realised that her daughter had pulled off the seat of her dress, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by a pink thong as she quickly removed her jacket and used it to cover up the hole.

Everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as they went back to Michael and Alice's house to have something to eat together as Sally joked that Michael and Alice should skip dessert so their backsides didn't get any bigger.

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