this short play might get some hate
|WAYDE: I cannot believe this, brony pedophiles I mean why?
DILLON: why not, I think it is an understatement.
WAYDE: and how is that?
DILLON: autistic brony pedophiles.
Ian and Dillon exchange high-fives.
WAYDE: we are not autistic or pedophiles
IAN: when you say we, do you mean the LGBT community
Wayde gets up and storms out.
Ah come on wayde, it is not our fault they were born wrong.
DILLON: First, it’s “I Don’t Fricken Care Bears”, now it’s “My Little Pedophile”. What is next? “Straight outta the closet” starring wayde.
Wayde comes back.
WAYDE: When you mess with the herd, you get the stampede.
Dillon and Ian look at each other.
IAN: it is somewhat cold in here… could you get me a jacket when you come out of the closet?
Wayde slams the door as Dillon and Ian holler with laughter.