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A teenage girl manages to defeat two master criminals while stuck in an awkward position.
A month after getting her head stuck in some bars eighteen year old Sinead Stone was out walking when she spotted a tree trunk and went over to have a closer look.

The young blond noticed a black bag in the middle of a hole in the tree trunk and thought to herself,"I wonder if there's anything interesting in there?"
Sinead then decided to leave but her curiosity got the better of her as she decided to enter the tree trunk to look in the bag despite her worries about possibly getting stuck due to the hole's rather small size and her curvy figure.

The teenager stuck her head inside the tree trunk and after a brief struggle,her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, curvy backside and legs sticking out.
Sinead opened the bag and found that it was full of jewelry,watches and money and realised that it must be from the recent robberies that her mother had told her about.

After also finding a red rose and put it in her hair, the young blond grabbed the bag and tried to back out of the tree trunk but was shocked to discover that she couldn't.
"This isn't too promising," said Sinead as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the tree trunk refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly annoyed teenager then tried to push herself free again,even putting her foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just refused to budge.

"Oh, it's no use,I'm stuck," said the now exhausted Sinead as she then thought about calling her best friend Katherine for help but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag.
Despite another 15 minutes of pushing and wiggling, the young blond hadn't moved a single inch when she suddenly heard a bird tweeting behind her and said,"hi Mr bird,I don't think you'll be much help to me," as the bird then grabbed onto the seat of her new short red dress and began to pull.

"Hey,let go of my dress,my mom literally just bought it for me," said Sinead as she wigglied her rear end but still the bird continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.
The teenager's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the bird had pulled off the seat of her new dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by light blue panties as the bird then flew away again.

"My head's stuck in a tree trunk and my underwear is showing,I don't think my day couldn't possibly get any worse," said Sinead as the robber Jason and his girlfriend Missy suddenly arrived and noticed the teenager's barely-covered backside sticking out of the tree trunk.

The young man walked over to the tree trunk and said,"excuse me miss,I accidentally left my bag inside that tree trunk, could you please come out so I can get it?"
"I wish I could,but unfortunately I'm stuck," said the young blond as Jason then grabbed onto her hips and pulled and pulled with all his might but couldn't budge her.
"Missy,get your ass over and give me a hand," said Jason as his girlfriend grabbed onto his waist and the two pulled and pulled and pulled with all their strength but Sinead placed her hands against the tree trunk and pulled in order to keep the bag away from the two.

The now exhausted Missy looked at Sinead's behind and said,"no wonder she's stuck,her ass is size of a planet, angering the teenager who kicked Missy in the face, knocking her out.
The now furious Jason then began to pull Sinead again and said,"I'm not going to be stopped by a teenage girl with a planet sized ass," as Sinead kicked him in between the legs,causing him to let go and fall to the ground, grabbing his groin.

The police then arrived and burst out laughing when they saw saw the two criminals lying on the ground and the young blond's behind sticking out of the tree trunk.

"I can't believe it,two master criminals defeated by a teenage girl with her head stuck in a tree trunk," said officer April as Sinead then asked her,"excuse me, could you please give me a hand?"
April then grabbed onto the young blond's hips and pulled and pulled while Sinead pushed and the two pulled and pushed with all their strength until finally a POP sound was heard.

Sinead was pulled out of the tree trunk and thanked April for her help before giving her the bag as April thanked her for her help and was given a lift home.

The next day,the story was all on the news as Sinead gave interview about the incident along with her mother,who still unable to believe what had happened.

The two criminals received six years in prison as Sinead was given a 500 dollar reward and joked to her mother,"who knew that getting myself stuck would so helpful," as the two began laughing.
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