response to music video prompt
|What was he smoking walking up the side of a building like that? In public! How do you keep your superpowers secret when you do stuff like that? He is so totally out of the club! Take back his superfriend's ring! And his hair gel! There is no excuse for that kind of behavior! We are all trying to keep a low profile! Everyone knows that when the bad guys know there are superheroes, supervillains happen! We just don't need that crap!
Take a breath, we can spin this. It was a stunt for a music video. There were wires, you just weren't able to see them! Yeah, it was all smoke and mirrors. Resume normal operations.