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Rated: E · Monologue · Comedy · #2209890
A small comedy skit
Hey Everybody!! I'm back! So quick question, have y'all ever gotten a fever? Or had the flu? Well, as some may know anything 100° or above is considered a feverish state. Yes I know that number, yes I use that number, and YES I reach that number. Now, y'all are probably thinking "oh that's alright they probably have had a fever once in a while" but NO. I reach that number almost EVERY DAY. And I'm not exaggerating. Sometimes it's like I have a deathly fever. I'm talking not enough to kill me but close to it. And mostly during times when I'm comfortable. Y'know, turn on a fan, wear some shorts, drink some ice tea. And my body is just like "woah you're at a comfortable temperature? That's not good!! Bary!!! Put more coal in the furnace!!" And boom, my body feels like a freaking oven. Now as you sit there, you're minds are probably going "oh that's not bad. You're body is probably just reacting normally to the cold." My response? WRONG. It's the same with heat. Just eating beef stew, wearing fuzzy pants and a hoodie, y'know. Warm things. My body? "BARY!!! MORE COAL OR THIS PERSON GONNA DIE." And I'm just sitting there sweating, my cheeks thus bright red. And even during normal times. Just talking to someone casually, nothing special. Everything is fine and going good. My body? "BARY!!!"
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