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After following his daughter into a log,a father struggles to get himself free again.
Thirty-two year old Leonard Jackson was out driving with his teenage daughter Becky when he noticed the perfect place for the two of them to stop and stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The young man was 6'4,228 pounds,had short black hair and blue eyes covered by glasses.
He wore a red t-shirt with a black leather jacket over the top of it and black jeans which covered his curvaceous hips and bubble butt which his wife Anna joked was even bigger then hers.

As the two were finishing up eating,Leonard put in his earphones to listen to his music while Becky noticed a rather small log which which was in between two rocks and feeling curious,decided to explore it and was soon inside after a brief struggle.

Five minutes later,the young man removed his earphones before saying, "Come on Becky," but was surprised to discover that his daughter wasn't there before hearing a voice coming from the log and went over to investigate.
"Becky,are you doing in there,please come out,I don't want you getting stuck," said Leonard but his daughter didn't come out as he then decided to enter the log himself despite his worries about possibly getting stuck due it's rather small size.

The young man stuck his head inside the log and after a brief struggle,his entire top half was soon inside,leaving only his hips,behind and legs sticking out.
Leonard didn't find his daughter but did find a pink rose,his wife's favourite flower and put in his jacket pocket before hearing laughing come from behind him as Becky then asked, "dad,what are you doing in there?"

The young man replied, "I was looking for you but since you're out now,I'll just be a minute," as he then tried to back out of the log but was shocked to discover that he couldn't.
"This could be a problem," said Leonard as he placed his hands against the log and pushed and pushed with all his might but still it refused to release it's grip on him.

"Dad,are you all right," said his now slightly concerned daughter.
"Yep,I'm fine thanks,it's just a bit more difficult than I thought," said the young man as he then tried to push and wiggle himself free again,even putting his left foot against one of the rocks for more leverage but still he just refused to budge and was completely and utterly stuck.

"Oh,it's no use," said Leonard as he admitted to his daughter,"Becky,I think I'm stuck,could you please give me a hand?"

The teenager placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at her father's predicament before saying, "this could only happen to you dad but of course,I'll help you," as she then grabbed onto his hips and pulled and pulled with all her might.
The young man pushed and the two pulled and pushed with all their strength for several minutes without success until Becky lost her grip and tumbled onto the grass.

"Wow,you're really stuck in there tight," said the teenager as she then remembered that both their phones were locked in the car and ran off to get help.

While waiting for help,Leonard continued to unsuccessfully try to push and wiggle himself free again when he suddenly felt something sniffing at his behind but was disappointed to hear a sheep say baa and said, "oh,you're just a sheep,you're no help," as it then grabbed onto the seat of his jeans and began pulling.
"Hey,stop pulling at my jeans like that,I spent a lot of money on them," said the young man as he wiggled his rear end but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.

Leonard's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of his jeans,exposing his black boxers covered bubble butt for all the world to see as the sheep then left again.

"This is the most humiliating day of my life but at least,it can't get any worse," said the young man as a bird pecking at his backside as he remarked, "I just had to ask,didn't I," before beginning to laugh at the ridiculousness of his situation.

Becky soon returned with her mother and her father's best friend Sean and Sean's wife Tina as the four burst into laughter when they saw Leonard's backside sticking of out the log.

The humiliated young man explained the entire situation as Anna grabbed onto her husband's hips,Sean pulled Anna's waist while Tina pulled her husband's belt and Becky pulled the hem of Time's short light blue skirt.

"Heave," said the Anna as the tug of war with the log over her husband began.
"OW,that really hurts," said Leonard as he still didn't move a single inch.
"Heave," said the young woman as the four pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW,I think I'm about to be pulled in two," said the young man as the log still refused to let him leave.
"Come on everyone,put your backs into it,heave," said Anna as the four pulled and pulled and pulled with all their strength as the bird began pulling at the front of Leonard's t-shirt as the epic struggle continued until a POP sound was heard.

The young man was pulled from the log at last,sending the five tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass.

"Thank you for your help,everyone," said Leonard as he then hugged and kissed his wife before hugging everyone else before remembered that his underwear was showing and quickly used his black leather jacket to cover up the hole in his jeans and gave Anna her flower.

Everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as they went to have something to eat together.

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