I try to sleep more than our cat,
But in the process I fall flat.
I try to make more noise than Mutt,
And wifey says I am a nut.
Canary puts my songs to shame,
Compared to him my tunes are lame.
I’m best, however, of the brood
Providing them with tons of food.
I hope they realize forever
Because of this, I am more clever.