Advice to the married woman
Pills, Cake, Shrimp and Wine
When you’ve had too many chocolates And you’re feelin’ kind of ill,
Take a pill.
When the kids are actin’ crazy And your head begins to ache
Eat some cake.
When you’re starvin’ from a diet, Yet you’re feelin’ like a blimp,
Eat some shrimp.
When you ‘spect your husband’s cheatin’ And life ain’t exactly fine,
Drink some wine.
Pills, cake, shrimp and wine,All of these, and more
Can keep a gal a-goin’ ‘til She knocks on heaven’s door.