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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2214629
Lucky Limerick Contest
The Horse and the Copper

There once was a Copper named Rocky,
who's horse won a race with no jockey.
the jock turned to the right
and forgot to hold tight.
The horse neighed "let's stop the malarkey."

The Teacher

There once was a teacher named Foley,
who taught English Lit. as if holy.
Her students would quake,
as a ruler she'd shake.
Claiming Shakespeare ruled the world solely!


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