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The UK Government has offered the Employer's ability to introduce a brand new scheme to their workplaces.

S.L.A.V.E (Supplementary Labour Acquisition to Vitalise the Economy) is set to be brought into workplaces as soon as humanly possible, and with immediate effect for you, the staff, to get take full advantage of.

This breakthrough scheme allows employees to have their hours extended, while also taking a cut off their earnings for the overall day, estimated to receive around 60% of what a person would have been paid for the whole day.

Business analysts have urged employers to avoid disappointing their workforce and to have this implemented right away! They've even urged this to become a mandatory policy, for them to register each employee without their knowledge, as it's a dead cert they'll welcome this scheme with open arms.

Analysts also offered advised leniency, encouraging business owners to increase the hours & play with the percentage pay cuts to their heart's content.

It's an economical epiphany that's sure to be relished by the working class, a class convinced we're in struggling financial conditions yet also highly aware that the rich keep on getting richer.
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