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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Paranormal · #2215794
A parody poem about my home's sale.
Wrote this parody poem right at the time I had dropped my home's sale price by more than half. It was an act of desperation that hind sight deemed brilliant. I've since dubbed the house “Unlucky Wisdom”. It truly was a case of being owned by my possession.

I Heard Baal made a double chord
That Nudge played and it pleased the lord
You don't care that much for music do ya?
It goes like this you searched you mist
Radio channel composing House'ill'do'ya

House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya

You heard right you need no proof
Look straight ahead be aloof
The words in the music overthrew ya
You're tied up in a kitchen chair
They'll crush your spirit and show you bare
Your damn lips will utter House'ill'do'ya

House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya

Baal and Nudge have played before
They've done this groom they kept the score
You know, I had roommates before I knew ya
And I've seen your flag on Big Y's arch
My home sale is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken House'ill'do'ya

House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya

I remember the time you let me know
What really happens in Hell below
You still like to show that to me do ya
Remember when I drove straight thru
When prince sang and doves cried too
And every license plate said House'ill'do'ya

House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya

'll never impress God above
Seems all I learned from Nudge
Was how to escape someone who outdrew ya
It's my house you'll buy tonight
It's not wrong the price is right
It's a cold and it's a broken House'ill'do'ya

House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya
House'ill'do'ya

House'ill'do'ya
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