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Old jokes from the Midwest
"Helga, you are a fine big girl, I think you could play with the Green Bay Packers!"

"Oh no, I could never do that! I play only with Ole's packer!

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"Helga, why is it that your toes curl up when I push and they uncurl when I pull?"

"Oh Ole, you silly man, you forget my pantyhose to taken off!"


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