|"Woooo, culla." The TV lady said 'No more white walls.' My walls all white. Boring!
"Out." Arms up. "Mummy, out." Culla? Mummy's lipdick. Red. Big flower on wall. "Oooo."
Frankie's cwayons. Lotsa culla. Blue ka, wewo train, gween ...
"What have you done, Laury?"
"Inferior design, Mummy."
"Very creative, you little monster."
Laury grew up and went to Art College.
"And now, Changing Rooms, with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen" the TV lady said.