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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2223966
What it says in the title
I decided to become a worthy writer

And my, is that my missing talent yonder?

My grammar mistakes decided to wave as they pass me by,

I will not be responsible for the meltdown or the shrill cry!

Had I been born with a genius level intellect for sure,

I would not consider going back to gradeschool at all.
Contemplating whether my worst fear would be Billy the bully,

Or avoiding P.E. religiously while being called a ninny,

By some pre-teen punks who by some miracle survive,

The recess without losing an eye, yet prefer to imbibe

Chocolate milk with cookies and believe they are the boss,

While I drink my bitter coffee, thinking about weight loss

And since flippancy is my middle name, I might add

A deluxe sandwich happens to go down my throat , how sad…

That I did not have mustard or ketchup or at least some salt.
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