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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2224907
A young man needs help from his date after getting himself stuck while getting his phone.
Twenty-five year old Peter Thompson was driving his date Penny home when his car suddenly broke down and when he got out to call his mechanic,he accidentally dropped his phone which was picked up by a rabbit,who hopped into a rather small nearby pipe.

The young man was 6'5,225 pounds,had short black hair and blue eyes covered by glasses.
He wore a light blue t-shirt with a black leather jacket over the top of it and black jeans which covered his curvy hips and bubble butt.

The two then ran over to the pipe and stuck their hands inside but still the phone were just out of their reach.

"I would go in there but I think I'm a bit too curvaceous," said the young blond,who was wearing a short red dress.

Peter then decided to enter the pipe despite his concerns about whether he would fit given it's rather small size but really needed his phone so decided to try anyway.

The young man then stuck his head inside the pipe and after a brief struggle,his entire top half was soon inside,leaving only his hips,backside and legs sticking out as Penny struggled not to laugh and said to herself, "Wow,he's got a really cute butt."

Peter soon found the rabbit,who smiled at him before dropping the phone then hopped away as he put it in his jacket pocket before finding a red rose for his date and put in his other pocket.

"I hope you enjoyed the view because I'm coming out now," he said before trying to back out of the pipe but was shocked to discover that he couldn't.

"Maybe having that second dessert wasn't my smartest idea ever," said the young man as he placed his hands against the pipe and pushed and pushed with all his might but still it just wouldn't release it's grip on him.

The now concerned young blond said, "Peter,are you all right,do you need some help?"

"I'm fine,thanks and don't need any help,I'm nearly out," said the young man as he then tried to push and wiggle himself free again,even putting his right foot against the pipe for more leverage but still he just refused to budge and was hit the realisation that he was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

"Oh,it's just no use,Penny,you're not going to believe this but I think I'm stuck,could you please pull me out," said the young man.

Penny placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at the situation and said, "This actually isn't the strangest thing to happen to me on a date,don't worry,I'll pull you out," as she then grabbed his hips and pulled and pulled with all her might for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

"It's no good,you just won't budge,I'll go and get help,don't go anywhere," joked the young blond as she ran off.
"Really,I was planning to go and get a sandwich," Peter joked sarcastically in reply.

He then spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle himself free again before suddenly feeling something sniffing at his behind but was disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh,you're just a sheep,you're absolutely no help," as it then grabbed onto the seat of his jeans and began pulling.

"Hey,stop pulling at my jeans like that, they are my favourite pair," said the young man as he wiggled his rear end but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was heard.

Peter's face turned beet red with embarrassment as he realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of his jeans,exposing his light blue boxers covered bubble butt for all the world to see.

"This is the most embarrassing day of my life," said the young man as he then thought about how ridiculous his current predicament was and began laughing.

Penny soon returned with her date's best friend Mark,Mark's wife Lacy and her own best friends Alice and Chelsea as everyone began laughing when they saw his barely-covered backside sticking out of the pipe.

The young blond then grabbed onto Peter's hips,Mark pulled Penny's waist,Lacy pulled her husband's belt,Alice pulled Lacy's legs and Chelsea pulled Alice's t-shirt.

"All right everyone,heave," said Penny as everyone pulled,tugged and heaved with all their strength on the poor young man,who said, "OW,that really hurts,I'm going to be pulled in half."

The rabbit began pulling at the front of his t-shirt while the sheep began pulling at the hem of Chelsea's skirt as the epic tug of war continued until finally,a POP sound was heard.

Peter was pulled from the pipe at last,sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep looked on.
"Thank goodness for that,I thought I was going to be stuck in there forever," said the young man as he hugged everyone including the sheep,who licked her face before hugging and kissing Penny before thanking everyone for rescuing him.

"It was no problem although I don't usually get a kiss or see a guy's boxers until the third date," joked the young blond.

Peter then remembered that his underwear was showing and quickly used his leather jacket to cover up the hole in his jeans as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation as Mark fixed the young man's car as everyone went to have something to eat together after all their efforts.

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