joke for the keenest joker.
|So, my neighbors started a knockdown drag-out fight on their front lawn. They were really going at it. I got to the point where I thought about calling the cops. I almost didn't figuring that the situation wasn't one that I could count down an arrival on the calendar for. Then I had a brilliant idea. I called stating that the delivery vans for Starbucks and the local doughnut shop had backed into each other in front of my house. Half the cops in the county were here in less than five minutes with their lights and sirens going.|