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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2226801
The basics of eating
First off, don’t hold your fork
like a monkey holding a
stick like a tool from the Stone Age.
Yes, much better. Now cut
the food into
small bites.
Yes open wide,
Now chew.
No chew!
Don’t just inhale!
See? and now you’re choking.
Let’s try that again.
Chew slowly this time.
Remember to chew before you
swallow. And also breathe between bites.
You’ve got a long road ahead of you
but if you slow down
take smaller bites
and chew your food,
you’ll be good to go.

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