by Tina Stone
Bingo task is to write an advert to hire a leprechaun.
HELP WANTED! NOW HIRING!
Needed immediately. Highly trained special op security specialists to transport a large amount of gold from one secured location to another. Due to the size of the cargo, the person for the job must be trained in magic and have reliable transportation. Experience with traveling over rainbows is a MUST.
We will provide you with your uniform and payment will be based upon your experience.
If you meet these requirements, please send your resume to Tina Stone at the Fundraising Shop, via email at email@example.com. No phone calls and No walk-ins.